I always joked with Jonathan that I would one day make a blog of all the random crap he says. He then told me I would be famous because he is super awesome and creative. Now it's not getting it's own blog but I will occasionally share his thoughts with you. You're welcome.
Jonathan: Hey. Good morning. You, ah, you're lookin' kinda rough. In the face area.
That happened on my 'Sunday School Work' day. Didn't appreciate that one so much. I guess I can be thankful for make up to cover up my roughness on the regular!