Me: "If I bought that hat with the tassels I really think they would have gotten in my way."
Jonathan: "Oh yeah they would have."
Me: "Then why didn't you warn me?!?!"
Jonathan: "I didn't think of it then, but now that you brought it up the tassels would have gotten in your way. Then you would have had to buy ANOTHER new hat."
He acts like buying more than one hat during the snowboard season is a bad thing!